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I’m evolved enough to know entertainment is often a product of its time and won’t necessarily hold up to modern scrutiny or my dog’s thick piss, but in the case of Conker’s Bad Fur Day, it’s just all too much.
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But those zingers are totally unfunny now, because the game sounds like a whirring buzzsaw of static. Conker hops aboard the Class 22 Tank and shoots down the heavy weapons that. Its main weapon is its chainsaw, that can kill Conker in one hit. It, coupled with Poppet, tries to kill Conker with its powerful arsenal of weapons. I mean, Jugga’s J-Cup jugs are totally inappropriate nowadays, considering how they look like a watery kaleidoscope of mismatched pixels on my screen.Īnd don’t even get me started on the “jokes.” I remember 12-year-old me laughing hysterically at classic bits like Quentin the Cog moaning through an impeccable masturbation joke, and Jugga claiming Conker had a “bigger bone” than Buga the Knut. Reagan, also known as the Experiment, is a huge, spider-legged cyborg Tedi that appears in the It's War chapter of Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live and Reloaded. And that’s just the beginning of the issues. Because of my dog’s pee, the screen is littered with random jaggies, and I can barely distinguish what is and what isn’t a fountain of totally rad gushing blood. Rodent destroyed the windmillCheck out our main channel:http://www. I mean, it looked rad as hell on my 26-inch CRTV when that dinosaur ripped that cuddly little critter in half, but today, in 2021, it just hits differently. While many titles will stand the test of time, the 2001 Nintendo 64 game Conker’s Bad Fur Day has absolutely not, because my dog pissed all over my cartridge when I accidentally left it in the front yard.īack in the day, I thought Conker’s gratuitous violence was perfectly fine. Whether you like it or not, some video games age badly.